Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Ford should be renamed FUBAR

So of the big three Ford was the only company that really didn't need any bailout money,  they weren't going to miss the boat on it, but really didn't need it.  Even so they have lost almost 90% of their value this year and have to make some hard decisions if they want their company to be economically viable in the future.  So what do they decide to do?  Instead of making more efficient cars and investing some real money in green alternatives, which by and large the entire nation wants, they instead decide to offer "self parking" on their lexus line of vehicles.

So let me get this strait, instead of helping the enviroment they are going to continue to cater to a select audience of buyers who tend to have more money than they know what to do with, and make them even lazier by letting the car parellel park for them?  Ok we need to line up the folks at ford and give them one of those big three stooges slaps.  I mean come'on!  Who the hell in this economy can afford a lexus?  I can't!  And I bet 99% of the people I know can't either.  And who can't parellel park? I don't need my car to do that for me.  Now if they invent a car that will drive itself to work for me, or cup my nuts in a loving manner or even a car where the lighter isn't optional then I might be interested (especially if they invent that second one <.<).

Please Ford, get a clue.

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